Tuesday, July 30, 2013

Dork Diaries Needs Our Help!

Okay, on a website called Dork Diaries that I used to go on every day before me and 90% of my online friends boycotted the site wayyyy back in February after a bunch of moderation drama that went on. Anyways, most of us have gotten back together to take back our website! If you have never heard of Dork Diaries before this post or joined a couple of months ago but are sympathetic to our cause? You can help! Just on the highlighted sentence above for further instructions. Together, WE CAN TAKE BACK OUR WEBSITE! And yes I know this is a totally random post... THAT'S HOW I ROLL! Deal with it....

Welcome to My Random Rants!

Yep That's right! I CHANGED MY BLOG NAME! And nothing is stopping me! MWA HA HA HA! But I'll still keep my profile because I'm to lazy to change it. DEAL WITH IT! But I might change it in the future cause I don't like 90% of the stuff I liked when I was 10.... ANYWAYS your going to see a new side of me that nobody but myself has seen before. THE RANTER!!!! But on the inside, I'm still like 20% like the girl who started this blog. Oh wait, that girl was me! Ha ha ha! Yeah.. not funny.. Anyways, I will be taking requests, on what you guys want to hear me rant about and If you email me your rant, I might even post it on here for everybody to see! MWA HA HA HA! Okay I'm bored...

This Video is Hilarious

Ha ha! I must have watched this video a thousand times! This video is about a girl who goes to summer camp, and gets her period before all the other girls. After a while, she became an expert and became, The Camp Gyno. But what happens when she's replaced by a care package from Hello Flo?

Hello Flo is a organization that ships care packages for periods right to your door. All you have to do is give them the dates your period happens, and they will be shipped to you 3 to 7 days before your period. I am so asking for this when I get my period!

Monday, July 29, 2013

DO NOT CLICK ON THE LINK!

Please do not click the link
Or else you will suffer counting
And singing the alphabet
Whatever you do
DO NOT CLICK ON THE LINK
Please I'm begging you!
I WILL MAKE YOU SUFFER! MWA HA HA *cough* *cough*
OH MY GOSH YOU CLICKED ON THE LINK DIDN'T YOU! >:O

I Hate Justice Rant

Okay guys, as many of you know, there is a store called Justice that sells extremely loud clothing to little kids, and lately, I have NOT been liking what I'm seeing. Before I go any longer, I'm sorry if I offend you in anyway with this blog post if your in middle school and still like this garbage. Please don't go all fan girl on me like NO! JUSTISTCE IS THE BESTEST BRAND EVER AND YOUR JUST JEALOUSE BECAUSE U CANT NOT PULL OFF ALL OF THOSE CRASY PRINTS AND SHTUFF! Yes I put the misspellings there on purpose to show how stupid people can be when they tell off somebody but can't spell or speak proper English..... Okay so anyways, ON WITH THE RANT!!!! Okay so lately Justice has been making their clothing uglier, louder, and worst of all, sparklier. And yes I know that is not a word. To prove my point here are a few pictures that show how wild and crazy this garbage is...Dye Effect Super Skinny JeansLace Printed Super Skinny JeansBuffalo Check Paint Splatter ShirtBuffalo Check Paint Splatter ShirtShort Sleeve Paint Splatter SweaterJustice Animal Zip-Up Hooded SweatshirtAnimal Print Side Panel LeggingsFoil Printed Capri Leggingsand what's most sickening about all of this, their making hidden wedge sneakers for 5-9 year olds! Lord help us! What five year old need wedges? I also find it hilarious how their trying to get their crowd from the 2000's back! They started selling 1D merchandise, flash drives, large backpacks that usually look like somebody puked on them, makeup, hair chalk, and more. When I go to Justice with my little sister, I just grab some candy and lip balm (cause you have to admit, their lip gloss is really good) and go. While my sister is begging my mom for EVERYTHING! The only time I saw a crowd at my local Justice store was during the back to school season and at my mall every single store is crowded especially stores like Abercrombie Kids, Aeropostale, and American Eagle. Or the 3 A's as I like to call them. Another thing about Justice is their quality. All of the jackets I got from there had busted zippers that always got stuck. Seriously, did that happen to anybody else?  And they seemed get ripped easily. /: And I hate how they started selling all of these padded bras. They have a bunch of padding that nobody needs.......   Solid Shaped Convertible Bra Does that look natural? No. I doubt that 5-9 year old would wear this stuff unless they bloom early... And at Justice, it's really dumb how almost everything has to look like a mess. I mean you should see the backpacks! This one is from the dreaded Cheetah Rock collection Cheetah Rock BackpackYou think this is bad? Just check out their website! They have five other awful collections. Seriously, what ever happened to Limited Too? The place that was there BEFORE Justice. They had awesome cloths and everything and now, it's all monkey and cheetah print and stuff. And on their side website called hot stuff, they always support bands that nobody but Justice lovers have heard of  http://www.hotcoolstuff.shopjustice.com/ poor, poor, poor, Ever After High! I don't feel bad for R5 though, I HATE ROSS LYNCH! Rocky's much better at singing than Ross. But that's a rant for another time. Well I'll see ya l8ter sk8ter! Kanani OUT!